QUOTES

Dominic appeared in several films and was a regular on Roundhouse, and this section is devoted to the few or many quotes involved in Dominic’s work. Because I haven’t seen all of Dominic’s films and/or other productions yet, only two films, one TV special, Roundhouse and an interview are posted here, so please bear with me till I view more of Dominic’s works. Some of the Roundhouse quotes are also featured in the Dominicized Roundhouse Guide, while others are not. Some of these quotes are directly linked to a wav. file for your listening pleasure.

La Bamba

“What?”

Newsies

”The best!”

“Look at that angel!”

“And the time is now!”

“All right.”

“NO! SOAK ‘EM!”

“We won!”

“Pass it back here!”

“To our man Denton!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha! Race!”

“Brooklyn.”

“What do you mean?”

“Gotcha!”

“Welcome to New Yawk!”

“Jack’s back!”

Newsies, Newsies, See All About It!

”When you nail the barrel down you can just swing your body around cuz that’s all you need is the leverage.”

“Haa.”

“Yeah. Haa-ah-ah-ah-ah! *snickers*”

Roundhouse

“Esta muy bueno!” (The New Kid)

“Hi! Great outfit.” (The New Kid)

“People from there talk funny!” (The New Kid)

“Are you calling me a liar?” (The New Kid)

“I’ll bet he even plays the clarinet!” (The New Kid)

“So? They’re good enough!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“What does that have to do with me leaving the light on?” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“First of all this little cockroach here-” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“I hit him two days ago!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Man, when I have kids, I’m gonna listen to everything they say. I’m gonna love my kids!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“No, really mom, maybe I can get a job on Star Trek or somethin’.” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Be a sport? Mom, my teeth are fine!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Mom, I’m chewing gum!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Come out? I NEED AN ANESTHETIC, I NEED AN ANESTHETIC!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“FORGET THE ANESTHETIC, FORGET THE ANESTHETIC!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“At least now I won’t go totally crazy.” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“You know, it wouldn’t be so bad if we had a traditional family.” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Hey, that’s your voice!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Grandma’s? I can’t go, dad! I’m grounded!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“We just won a completely normal American family!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Is there any more pudding?” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“I think there’s something wrong with the flashback effect.” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Wow, this is nothing like it used to be! Oh cut it out you guys, just show the scene!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Yup, there’s mom pulling the dog’s teeth.” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Not right now, I think we’d better get out of this rain.” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“They must be some kind of androids or something!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Am I still grounded?” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Reprise the theme song and roll the credits!” (You Can’t Fire Your Family)

“Pick me you guys, pick me, I’m really good, I’m really good! POW!” (Sports)

“Hey dad, I was picked last at the ballpack today but what matters is that I play my best, right? Being picked last doesn’t mean anything, right?” (Sports)

“What does that mean in plain English?” (Sports)

“I wish I could, but my dad’s making me play baseball.” (Sports)

“Yeah, you’re a girl.” (Sports)

“Yo babes, let’s go to the beach.” (Sports)

“With your paid subscription to Sports Illuminated, you get free, the incredible phone sneaker!” (Sports)

“Looks like a phone, smells like a sneaker.” (Sports)

“Hey Vinnie, have you got a crush on Miss Riker?” (School Daze)

“Then why were you dancing around with her just now?” (School Daze)

“You’re full of solid waste.” (School Daze)

“Time for the bell.” (School Daze)

“Didn’t Mr. Mence tell you? We always have a party on the third Tuesday of every month with a P in it!” (School Daze)

“Oh, to be so casually rude. *burp* But how?” (School Daze)

“Pass this to Robin.” (School Daze)

“I can’t believe they’re actually going to teach this, they’ve never done anything like this before! Except for that one time when Fred’s dog Rex and Jeff’s dog Ginger came to school on the same day!” (School Daze)

“It’s time to take the really hard math test that you gotta pass to go on the field trip!” (School Daze)

“You were asleep.” (School Daze)

“Hmm, a girl. But it doesn’t seem right to spit up on her!” (Individuality)

“All right!” (Individuality)

“Dude! Didja catch the game last night? Awesome, dude! Totally dudeicle! Those dudes are the best. Which dudes, dudes? Ah, the Chicago Dudes dudes. No way, Dude! Way, dude!” (Individuality)

“Ah, the mall! I forgot, what time is it? They’ve probably started without me!” (Individuality)

“Who’s the new guy?” (Individuality)

“Stevie, have you ever been afraid of any girls?” (Individuality)

“Well, I’ve been noticing you and, you know, you’re kind of different.” (Individuality)

“Well so? I’ve got a few tickets to the Cool Aid concert and I thought you might wanna go.” (Individuality)

“Great. It’s a date.” (Individuality)

“It’s a date?! AHH!” (Individuality)

“You can have anything you want. Up to two dollars!” (Individuality)

“Different? Ha! As if!” (Individuality)

“You know I thought you were different but you’re kinda weird. As a matter of a fact, you are so uncool I don’t even know why I even asked you out in the first place because if you want to be seen with moi, you hafta wash that out of your hair. And, if it doesn’t wash out, then cut it out!” (Individuality)

“Oh yeah?!” (Individuality)

“Guess I got my butt kicked, huh?” (Individuality)

“You can’t stay up there forever!” (Abusement Park)

“Hey Joey, watch this!” (Abusement Park)

“Ahh!” (Abusement Park)

“And where the world was Lucyless, now the world love Lucy!” (TV on Trial)

“There’s natives on the island!” (TV on Trial)

“Are you kidding? My gold card is maxed out and I may even have to get a job this summer!” (TV on Trial)

“Are you tired of everyone being right and do you wish you have someone who’d agree with you, no matter what you say?” (TV on Trial)

“No you don’t. Just kidding!” (TV on Trial)

“Is this the psychic hotline?” (TV on Trial)

“Mm, it smells like geese in here!” (TV on Trial)

“Tonight, watch as Data and Captain Picard go head to head for control of the universe, and thousands of dollars in fabulous prizes on Star Search, the next generation.” (TV on Trial)

“Intergalactic intrigue and prize-winning features on Star Search, the next generation.” (TV on Trial)

”What’s the matter Axl? Writer’s block? Did Metallica break up?” (TV on Trial)

“Looks like you need Suffrin. With Suffrin, you get the daily dose of tramas, needed to relieve your major symptoms of happiness and joy! Such tramas as going to the ice capades, taking a shower, being mistaken for Gunner Nelson.” (TV on Trial)

“So start Suffrin today. And if you bottle runs out…uh, hit yourself over the head with it! *whack* OW!” (TV on Trial)

“Friday night. A very special homecoming dance. With…me.” (TV on Trial)

“Action, action, ACTION!” (TV on Trial)

“Professional wrestling. Siamese twin midgets, and the women who love them. On the next Geraldo.” (TV on Trial)

“We the jury, find the defendant: entertaining, vulgar, enriching, crass, violent, intelligent, boring, wonderful, deviant, and remarkable. And we reward the average American family with the remote to judge for themselves.” (TV on Trial)

“Ever feel self-conscious about your looks?” (Meat Market)

“Ever wish you could just crawl into cave and never be seen again?” (Meat Market)

“Order now and get this specially crafted bedpan! Hide and go freak, perfect for the whole family.” (Meat Market)

“Hey you. Whaddaya say we go to the mall and spit off the escalator?”

“Y’ know mate, I think you may need to be recalubrated.” (Meat Market)

“This is stupid!” (Economy)

“Get me outa here!” (Economy)

“I never made it! I dropped a potato chip and got stuck in the tar pit! Oh, thank God you found me! Pull me out, okay?” (Economy)

“Of course not, it’s dad’s chair! Get me outa here!” (Economy)

“Ryan! Ryan? Helloo. HELP!” (Economy)

“Recession. Recession: for those who can’t afford food but crave the smell of it.” (Economy)

“Just because you’re in a recession doesn’t mean you have to smell like one.” (Economy)

“Get out of the fetal position, youngster!” (Economy)

“Just because a recession has forced you to bide during a blue light special doesn’t mean your social life has to stop at a red light!” (Economy)

“If you want to leave a video valentine, feed me a quarter and leave your sweet enough words for all the world to puke at.” (Times)

“Stampons. Available for guys too. From Slugmasters.” (Times)

“Uhh…dance bumper!” (Times)

“Why is it that I cannot see myself in the mirror and yet my hair is perfectly combed? And why is it that whenever I’m hungry someone always offers me a stake?” (Times)

“Why does the film industry think that adding a trashy cheerleader will somehow help the film? How did you do at the box office, Buffy?” (Times)

“No wait, we shouldn’t go unarmed! Here’s a cabinet full of weapons. Let’s see…flame thrower, chainsaw, hand grenade…ah! Flashlight!” (Times)

“Arr arr arr. Oh darn, it’s broken!” (Times)

“Mr. Bush?” (Times)

“Hey Tommy, you play with dolls?” (Times)

“As an actor you must master the classic lines such as: ‘Hasta la vista, baby.’ ‘I’ll be back.’ And ‘Which way to de bunk.’ First you come to the love scene. Take the woman into your arms. Look tenderly into her eyes. And snap her neck back sharply, breaking it in one quick motion!” (School Play)

“Recently a group of concerned mothers came to me to lodge a complaint. I took them into my arms. Looked tenderly into their eyes. And snapped their necks back sharply, breaking dem in one quick motion!” (School Play)

“Remember, it’s not enough to be good. You’ve got to knock ‘em dead!” (School Play)

“That’s the way we dance.” (School Play)

“Really? I thought in order to be in the school play you had to be, you know, white bread.” (School Play)

“Gee willackers Tom, how’s that darn golf game, huh?” (School Play)

“Congratulations! You got the lead in the school play!” (School Play)

“He’s playing the male lead.” (School Play)

“No, I’m just the understudy. But don’t feel sorry for me. Didn’t you read the script at the end of act two? You and Duane Davis have to kiss!” (School Play)

“Can I speak to Ishmael, please?” (School Play)

“Whether crinkly cut or Julian fried, I’ve got my taters by my side!” (School Play)

“I’m not on your foot.” (Bully)

“Boy, do I feel stupid!” (Bully)

“Right! So now you’re going to give me that speech on how all I have to do is stand up to him and he’ll respect me for it.” (Bully)

“Well thanks dad, that was truly an inspirational story!” (Bully)

“Of course mom. What, did you think we would change the story in the middle of the show?” (Bully)

“Wait, I was just getting to the good part!” (Bully)

“Hey, do you hear that music? This must be the part where I meet girl who inspires me to learn how to fight and take on the bully like a real man!” (Bully)

“I’ll change my image!” (Bully)

“I like mine with chocolate!” (Bully)

“Oh no, if I win, Billy’ll kill me!” (Bully)

“I’m uh…a giving kind of guy. For example if I were to win any prizes on this show I’d gladly give them to the other player.” (Bully)

“Hey Billy, sock me just once! Whaddaya say Billy, one black eye? Billy, hey…!” (Bully)

“Bring me some food or I’ll club ya!” (Politics)

“Give me money or I’ll club ya!” (Politics)

“You can ride with us, but you’ll have to sing bass because our regular guy had a flat.” (Politics)

“Is it true that you were partnered with Jordana Bartlet in health class while going steady with Hillary Grayson?” (Politics)

“Jeff says Jordana sucks face with him but he did not suck back. Film at eleven.” (Politics)

“This is a job for Lex Lunchroom!” (Politics)

“You know, a good teacher to get would be Mr. Paparoma, the algebra teacher.” (Practical Jokes)

“No good. Pizza delivery has to get checked out and stuff like that.” (Practical Jokes)

“Are you antsy in your pantsies? Why go crazy with nothing to do when you can have hours of fun being naughty?” (Practical Jokes)

“Talk about your sour pusses!” (Practical Jokes)

“P-O-T-AT-O-E.” (Practical Jokes)

“Take it all off.” (Lying)

“Available in large, extra large and pow! Akimbo!” (Lying)

Entertainment Weekly Interview

“Well, most of things I’ve done in my career have been live touring so this is different, it gives me a chance to work in front of a live audience once again, but also in front of cameras, you know. And the show, there’s so many shows on TV today that are so like, heavily drama, that it’s nice to have a change with comedy and music and dance that keep you, you like, happy the whole time. So, it’s a great show.”

Entertainment Weekly Review: Cast of Roundhouse

DOMINIC LUCERO, 24
* LAST PROJECT: "Working with Michael Jackson on the tour that's out now, as a dancer and helping to choreograph."
* FAVORITE BOOK: "I read the Bible a lot."
* ADVICE TO KIDS: "Take one day at a time."
* SILLIEST THING ASKED TO DO ON THE SHOW: "Throw up on my Mommy."

Michael Jackson's Dangerous Tour

“I must put myself in a species of cocoon because all these young people who shout that makes me a little insane and I do not know any more where I am...”

“Wembley will remain one of my best memory...”

Quotes for Dominic

”First I’m gonna say hi to Dominic and then I’m gonna reprise the theme song and roll the credits!” – Ivan Dudynsky, Mistakes (live episode of Roundhouse)

“This is for our friend Dominic who couldn’t be here today. It says, ‘you’ll be loved by all.’” –David Sidoni
“You’re a very big part of this family too. Maybe even the most important part. Thanks for watching.” –Ivan Dudynsky, Endings (series finale of Roundhouse)

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