NEWSIES HUMOR Q: How many newsies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: When you're in the dark with a newsie, who wants the light on? (I wrote that riddle, so if you'd like to post it on your site, please give me credit!) Did You Notice? In 2000, Aaron Lohr (Mush) was selected to play Monkee Micky Dolenz in the VH1 biography film. In 1993, David Moscow (David) appeared in the film, Cry from the Mountain: White Wolves II, co-starring with Ami Dolenz, daughter of Micky, whose character of Cara was David’s love interest. Notice the connection? David’s love interest is Mush’s daughter! Top 7 Signs you’ve seen Newsies one to many times… 1. You root for Snyder and Weasel 2. You watch it, but turn the sound off and do all the voices and dances yourself 3. When you watch it on TV and when a craving for cookies and milk hits, you go after the commercials to get some 4. When Jack finds that the Delanceys are beating up on David, you shout, “run away! Run away!” 5. You know EXACTLY how many Newsies there are (from all boroughs), all the addresses, and the names of Medda’s employees 6. When it’s on TV head-to-head with Boston Public, you watch Boston Public 7. You shout “cheese it,” “scab,” “soak ‘em,” and other similar phrases used throughout the movies 24/7 Top 7 Signs you’ll never get enough of Newsies… 1. You have successfully organized a club around watching it and hold meetings at your own home 2. You shed an actually tear of joy when Jack yells, “we beat ‘em!” 3. You have more than one copy of it and the soundtrack never leaves your CD player 4. You have written a screenplay for the sequel or written out a plotline for a TV show 5. You’ve fixed your VCR somehow so that Sarah suddenly resembles you… 6. You still hold onto hope that Jack will NOT fall for Sarah and will suddenly jump out of your TV and kiss YOU! 7. You’re a member of every single Newsies webring. But that means you’ve seen it one too many times Top 11 Newsies Bumper stickers 11. Support your local newsie: ignore the lying and buy the freakin’ paper! 10. Open the gates and seize the Dave! 9. 0 to 150 on a Snyder spotting! 8. HONK if Kid Blink winked at you! 7. I’m an angry kid with no money! 6. Have you hugged a street rat today? 5. I got a walking mouth if you need one. 4. It’s a pelvic thrust thing. 3. I’d rather be…selling in Brooklyn 2. We don’t brake for Delanceys! And the number one Newsies bumper sticker: 1. LES ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!!! If the newsies had a yearbook, what would be in the “most likely to” section? Jack - most likely to go out and travel the world David - most likely to succeed Les - most likely to fail his driver's test over and over Race - most likely to get involved in politics Mush - most likely to become a CK model Kid Blink - most likely to design women's lingerie Boots - most likely to start a healthcare program for teens Crutchy - most likely to create a kid's character like Barney Spot - most likely to join the CIA Snitch - most likely to become president of "thumbsuckers anonymous" Itey - most likely to sell queen and king sized mattresses Jake - most likely to have rhinoplasty Snoddy - most likely to join the cast of the next Star Trek spin-off Snipeshooter - most likely to make fake IDs for kids to buy cigarettes Dutchy - most likely to design computer games Specs - most likely to run a hotel Skittery - most likely to show up on Big Brother Bumlets - most likely to open a restaurant (with a lot of ceiling fans installed) Pie Eater - most likely to run a bakery Swifty - most likely to show up in music videos The Newsies as Star Trek Aliens! Jack..............Klingon (I can imagine him with a Bat'leth, can't you Trek fans?) David..............Vulcan (I would LOVE to see him go through pon farr....*G*) Spot..............Vorta Les..............Tribble (*G*) Race..............Ferengi Crutchy..............Andorian Mush..............Bolian Boots..............Malon Kid Blink..............Bajoran Skittery..............Q Bumlets..............Betazoid Dutchy..............Baku Specs..............Ocampa Swifty..............Hirogen Snitch..............Cardassian Itey..............Romulan Jake..............Borg (well, someone had to be one, and I can picture him assimilating the Delancey brothers!) Snoddy..............Trill Snipeshooter..............Founder (Shape Shifter) Pie Eater..............Rigellian Now just imagine them on all the same ship! And here's the bad guys: Snyder..............Species 8472 Pulitzer..............Jem Hadar Weasel..............Breen Oscar..............Kazon Morris..............Vidiian Liquid Dreams (warped by Seven of Nine) This picture was made for ME by Raven. DO NOT take this picture without asking my permission first! This is an improved version of the song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town. I just changed it to the actors in Newsies because I’d rather sing it about them. Posters of love surrounding me I'm lost in the world of fantasy Every night he comes to me And gives me all the love I need Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Aaron Lohr's lips To kiss in the dark Underneath David M's Beauty mark When it comes to the test Well Gabriel's the best And Max Casella Brings the rest! Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Looks ain't everything He's got the sweetest personality Like Dominic L My mama thinks I'm lazy My friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind I leave the world behind Every night I dream... Liquid dreams My newsie dreams Waterfalls and streams These liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Strike, Strike, Strike (Warped by Starlight) Parody of N Sync's “Bye Bye Bye” We’re doin’ this tonight Not gonna try to start a fight We know that this is right Hey newsies come on They took our rights away And now its their turn to pay Cuz we’re fightin’ and we’re standin’ strong We know that we can't take no more, it ain't no lie Can’t you see what we’re fightin’ for Newsies strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’ll just hit you with the truth now Tell you how it happened too, so You can understand what really went on We sold papers every day and Then to our surprise they say that The price had risen 10 cents, a hundred We knew we had to do somethin’ to make it right We formed our union overnight Newsies strike, strike, strike! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We ain’t givin’ up we know for shoah We ain’t gonna be the ones pushed around no more (Strike, strike) We’re gettin’ close, we’re movin’in We’ll fight ‘til doomsday so that we’ll win We don’t wanna be scabs at all Cuz we’re standin’ tall So we’re fightin’ for our rights Strike, strike, strike We’re makin’ sure we’re stayin’tough Cuz we’ve had enough and it ain't no lie, yeah! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike! Wanna submit some of your own humor? Drop me a note with what you want to submit and I might put it up! MISCELLANEOUS HOME
Q: How many newsies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: When you're in the dark with a newsie, who wants the light on? (I wrote that riddle, so if you'd like to post it on your site, please give me credit!) Did You Notice? In 2000, Aaron Lohr (Mush) was selected to play Monkee Micky Dolenz in the VH1 biography film. In 1993, David Moscow (David) appeared in the film, Cry from the Mountain: White Wolves II, co-starring with Ami Dolenz, daughter of Micky, whose character of Cara was David’s love interest. Notice the connection? David’s love interest is Mush’s daughter! Top 7 Signs you’ve seen Newsies one to many times… 1. You root for Snyder and Weasel 2. You watch it, but turn the sound off and do all the voices and dances yourself 3. When you watch it on TV and when a craving for cookies and milk hits, you go after the commercials to get some 4. When Jack finds that the Delanceys are beating up on David, you shout, “run away! Run away!” 5. You know EXACTLY how many Newsies there are (from all boroughs), all the addresses, and the names of Medda’s employees 6. When it’s on TV head-to-head with Boston Public, you watch Boston Public 7. You shout “cheese it,” “scab,” “soak ‘em,” and other similar phrases used throughout the movies 24/7 Top 7 Signs you’ll never get enough of Newsies… 1. You have successfully organized a club around watching it and hold meetings at your own home 2. You shed an actually tear of joy when Jack yells, “we beat ‘em!” 3. You have more than one copy of it and the soundtrack never leaves your CD player 4. You have written a screenplay for the sequel or written out a plotline for a TV show 5. You’ve fixed your VCR somehow so that Sarah suddenly resembles you… 6. You still hold onto hope that Jack will NOT fall for Sarah and will suddenly jump out of your TV and kiss YOU! 7. You’re a member of every single Newsies webring. But that means you’ve seen it one too many times Top 11 Newsies Bumper stickers 11. Support your local newsie: ignore the lying and buy the freakin’ paper! 10. Open the gates and seize the Dave! 9. 0 to 150 on a Snyder spotting! 8. HONK if Kid Blink winked at you! 7. I’m an angry kid with no money! 6. Have you hugged a street rat today? 5. I got a walking mouth if you need one. 4. It’s a pelvic thrust thing. 3. I’d rather be…selling in Brooklyn 2. We don’t brake for Delanceys! And the number one Newsies bumper sticker: 1. LES ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!!! If the newsies had a yearbook, what would be in the “most likely to” section? Jack - most likely to go out and travel the world David - most likely to succeed Les - most likely to fail his driver's test over and over Race - most likely to get involved in politics Mush - most likely to become a CK model Kid Blink - most likely to design women's lingerie Boots - most likely to start a healthcare program for teens Crutchy - most likely to create a kid's character like Barney Spot - most likely to join the CIA Snitch - most likely to become president of "thumbsuckers anonymous" Itey - most likely to sell queen and king sized mattresses Jake - most likely to have rhinoplasty Snoddy - most likely to join the cast of the next Star Trek spin-off Snipeshooter - most likely to make fake IDs for kids to buy cigarettes Dutchy - most likely to design computer games Specs - most likely to run a hotel Skittery - most likely to show up on Big Brother Bumlets - most likely to open a restaurant (with a lot of ceiling fans installed) Pie Eater - most likely to run a bakery Swifty - most likely to show up in music videos The Newsies as Star Trek Aliens! Jack..............Klingon (I can imagine him with a Bat'leth, can't you Trek fans?) David..............Vulcan (I would LOVE to see him go through pon farr....*G*) Spot..............Vorta Les..............Tribble (*G*) Race..............Ferengi Crutchy..............Andorian Mush..............Bolian Boots..............Malon Kid Blink..............Bajoran Skittery..............Q Bumlets..............Betazoid Dutchy..............Baku Specs..............Ocampa Swifty..............Hirogen Snitch..............Cardassian Itey..............Romulan Jake..............Borg (well, someone had to be one, and I can picture him assimilating the Delancey brothers!) Snoddy..............Trill Snipeshooter..............Founder (Shape Shifter) Pie Eater..............Rigellian Now just imagine them on all the same ship! And here's the bad guys: Snyder..............Species 8472 Pulitzer..............Jem Hadar Weasel..............Breen Oscar..............Kazon Morris..............Vidiian Liquid Dreams (warped by Seven of Nine) This picture was made for ME by Raven. DO NOT take this picture without asking my permission first! This is an improved version of the song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town. I just changed it to the actors in Newsies because I’d rather sing it about them. Posters of love surrounding me I'm lost in the world of fantasy Every night he comes to me And gives me all the love I need Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Aaron Lohr's lips To kiss in the dark Underneath David M's Beauty mark When it comes to the test Well Gabriel's the best And Max Casella Brings the rest! Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Looks ain't everything He's got the sweetest personality Like Dominic L My mama thinks I'm lazy My friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind I leave the world behind Every night I dream... Liquid dreams My newsie dreams Waterfalls and streams These liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Strike, Strike, Strike (Warped by Starlight) Parody of N Sync's “Bye Bye Bye” We’re doin’ this tonight Not gonna try to start a fight We know that this is right Hey newsies come on They took our rights away And now its their turn to pay Cuz we’re fightin’ and we’re standin’ strong We know that we can't take no more, it ain't no lie Can’t you see what we’re fightin’ for Newsies strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’ll just hit you with the truth now Tell you how it happened too, so You can understand what really went on We sold papers every day and Then to our surprise they say that The price had risen 10 cents, a hundred We knew we had to do somethin’ to make it right We formed our union overnight Newsies strike, strike, strike! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We ain’t givin’ up we know for shoah We ain’t gonna be the ones pushed around no more (Strike, strike) We’re gettin’ close, we’re movin’in We’ll fight ‘til doomsday so that we’ll win We don’t wanna be scabs at all Cuz we’re standin’ tall So we’re fightin’ for our rights Strike, strike, strike We’re makin’ sure we’re stayin’tough Cuz we’ve had enough and it ain't no lie, yeah! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike! Wanna submit some of your own humor? Drop me a note with what you want to submit and I might put it up! MISCELLANEOUS HOME
Did You Notice? In 2000, Aaron Lohr (Mush) was selected to play Monkee Micky Dolenz in the VH1 biography film. In 1993, David Moscow (David) appeared in the film, Cry from the Mountain: White Wolves II, co-starring with Ami Dolenz, daughter of Micky, whose character of Cara was David’s love interest. Notice the connection? David’s love interest is Mush’s daughter! Top 7 Signs you’ve seen Newsies one to many times… 1. You root for Snyder and Weasel 2. You watch it, but turn the sound off and do all the voices and dances yourself 3. When you watch it on TV and when a craving for cookies and milk hits, you go after the commercials to get some 4. When Jack finds that the Delanceys are beating up on David, you shout, “run away! Run away!” 5. You know EXACTLY how many Newsies there are (from all boroughs), all the addresses, and the names of Medda’s employees 6. When it’s on TV head-to-head with Boston Public, you watch Boston Public 7. You shout “cheese it,” “scab,” “soak ‘em,” and other similar phrases used throughout the movies 24/7 Top 7 Signs you’ll never get enough of Newsies… 1. You have successfully organized a club around watching it and hold meetings at your own home 2. You shed an actually tear of joy when Jack yells, “we beat ‘em!” 3. You have more than one copy of it and the soundtrack never leaves your CD player 4. You have written a screenplay for the sequel or written out a plotline for a TV show 5. You’ve fixed your VCR somehow so that Sarah suddenly resembles you… 6. You still hold onto hope that Jack will NOT fall for Sarah and will suddenly jump out of your TV and kiss YOU! 7. You’re a member of every single Newsies webring. But that means you’ve seen it one too many times Top 11 Newsies Bumper stickers 11. Support your local newsie: ignore the lying and buy the freakin’ paper! 10. Open the gates and seize the Dave! 9. 0 to 150 on a Snyder spotting! 8. HONK if Kid Blink winked at you! 7. I’m an angry kid with no money! 6. Have you hugged a street rat today? 5. I got a walking mouth if you need one. 4. It’s a pelvic thrust thing. 3. I’d rather be…selling in Brooklyn 2. We don’t brake for Delanceys! And the number one Newsies bumper sticker: 1. LES ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!!! If the newsies had a yearbook, what would be in the “most likely to” section? Jack - most likely to go out and travel the world David - most likely to succeed Les - most likely to fail his driver's test over and over Race - most likely to get involved in politics Mush - most likely to become a CK model Kid Blink - most likely to design women's lingerie Boots - most likely to start a healthcare program for teens Crutchy - most likely to create a kid's character like Barney Spot - most likely to join the CIA Snitch - most likely to become president of "thumbsuckers anonymous" Itey - most likely to sell queen and king sized mattresses Jake - most likely to have rhinoplasty Snoddy - most likely to join the cast of the next Star Trek spin-off Snipeshooter - most likely to make fake IDs for kids to buy cigarettes Dutchy - most likely to design computer games Specs - most likely to run a hotel Skittery - most likely to show up on Big Brother Bumlets - most likely to open a restaurant (with a lot of ceiling fans installed) Pie Eater - most likely to run a bakery Swifty - most likely to show up in music videos The Newsies as Star Trek Aliens! Jack..............Klingon (I can imagine him with a Bat'leth, can't you Trek fans?) David..............Vulcan (I would LOVE to see him go through pon farr....*G*) Spot..............Vorta Les..............Tribble (*G*) Race..............Ferengi Crutchy..............Andorian Mush..............Bolian Boots..............Malon Kid Blink..............Bajoran Skittery..............Q Bumlets..............Betazoid Dutchy..............Baku Specs..............Ocampa Swifty..............Hirogen Snitch..............Cardassian Itey..............Romulan Jake..............Borg (well, someone had to be one, and I can picture him assimilating the Delancey brothers!) Snoddy..............Trill Snipeshooter..............Founder (Shape Shifter) Pie Eater..............Rigellian Now just imagine them on all the same ship! And here's the bad guys: Snyder..............Species 8472 Pulitzer..............Jem Hadar Weasel..............Breen Oscar..............Kazon Morris..............Vidiian Liquid Dreams (warped by Seven of Nine) This picture was made for ME by Raven. DO NOT take this picture without asking my permission first! This is an improved version of the song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town. I just changed it to the actors in Newsies because I’d rather sing it about them. Posters of love surrounding me I'm lost in the world of fantasy Every night he comes to me And gives me all the love I need Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Aaron Lohr's lips To kiss in the dark Underneath David M's Beauty mark When it comes to the test Well Gabriel's the best And Max Casella Brings the rest! Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Looks ain't everything He's got the sweetest personality Like Dominic L My mama thinks I'm lazy My friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind I leave the world behind Every night I dream... Liquid dreams My newsie dreams Waterfalls and streams These liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Strike, Strike, Strike (Warped by Starlight) Parody of N Sync's “Bye Bye Bye” We’re doin’ this tonight Not gonna try to start a fight We know that this is right Hey newsies come on They took our rights away And now its their turn to pay Cuz we’re fightin’ and we’re standin’ strong We know that we can't take no more, it ain't no lie Can’t you see what we’re fightin’ for Newsies strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’ll just hit you with the truth now Tell you how it happened too, so You can understand what really went on We sold papers every day and Then to our surprise they say that The price had risen 10 cents, a hundred We knew we had to do somethin’ to make it right We formed our union overnight Newsies strike, strike, strike! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We ain’t givin’ up we know for shoah We ain’t gonna be the ones pushed around no more (Strike, strike) We’re gettin’ close, we’re movin’in We’ll fight ‘til doomsday so that we’ll win We don’t wanna be scabs at all Cuz we’re standin’ tall So we’re fightin’ for our rights Strike, strike, strike We’re makin’ sure we’re stayin’tough Cuz we’ve had enough and it ain't no lie, yeah! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike! Wanna submit some of your own humor? Drop me a note with what you want to submit and I might put it up! MISCELLANEOUS HOME
Top 7 Signs you’ve seen Newsies one to many times… 1. You root for Snyder and Weasel 2. You watch it, but turn the sound off and do all the voices and dances yourself 3. When you watch it on TV and when a craving for cookies and milk hits, you go after the commercials to get some 4. When Jack finds that the Delanceys are beating up on David, you shout, “run away! Run away!” 5. You know EXACTLY how many Newsies there are (from all boroughs), all the addresses, and the names of Medda’s employees 6. When it’s on TV head-to-head with Boston Public, you watch Boston Public 7. You shout “cheese it,” “scab,” “soak ‘em,” and other similar phrases used throughout the movies 24/7 Top 7 Signs you’ll never get enough of Newsies… 1. You have successfully organized a club around watching it and hold meetings at your own home 2. You shed an actually tear of joy when Jack yells, “we beat ‘em!” 3. You have more than one copy of it and the soundtrack never leaves your CD player 4. You have written a screenplay for the sequel or written out a plotline for a TV show 5. You’ve fixed your VCR somehow so that Sarah suddenly resembles you… 6. You still hold onto hope that Jack will NOT fall for Sarah and will suddenly jump out of your TV and kiss YOU! 7. You’re a member of every single Newsies webring. But that means you’ve seen it one too many times Top 11 Newsies Bumper stickers 11. Support your local newsie: ignore the lying and buy the freakin’ paper! 10. Open the gates and seize the Dave! 9. 0 to 150 on a Snyder spotting! 8. HONK if Kid Blink winked at you! 7. I’m an angry kid with no money! 6. Have you hugged a street rat today? 5. I got a walking mouth if you need one. 4. It’s a pelvic thrust thing. 3. I’d rather be…selling in Brooklyn 2. We don’t brake for Delanceys! And the number one Newsies bumper sticker: 1. LES ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!!! If the newsies had a yearbook, what would be in the “most likely to” section? Jack - most likely to go out and travel the world David - most likely to succeed Les - most likely to fail his driver's test over and over Race - most likely to get involved in politics Mush - most likely to become a CK model Kid Blink - most likely to design women's lingerie Boots - most likely to start a healthcare program for teens Crutchy - most likely to create a kid's character like Barney Spot - most likely to join the CIA Snitch - most likely to become president of "thumbsuckers anonymous" Itey - most likely to sell queen and king sized mattresses Jake - most likely to have rhinoplasty Snoddy - most likely to join the cast of the next Star Trek spin-off Snipeshooter - most likely to make fake IDs for kids to buy cigarettes Dutchy - most likely to design computer games Specs - most likely to run a hotel Skittery - most likely to show up on Big Brother Bumlets - most likely to open a restaurant (with a lot of ceiling fans installed) Pie Eater - most likely to run a bakery Swifty - most likely to show up in music videos The Newsies as Star Trek Aliens! Jack..............Klingon (I can imagine him with a Bat'leth, can't you Trek fans?) David..............Vulcan (I would LOVE to see him go through pon farr....*G*) Spot..............Vorta Les..............Tribble (*G*) Race..............Ferengi Crutchy..............Andorian Mush..............Bolian Boots..............Malon Kid Blink..............Bajoran Skittery..............Q Bumlets..............Betazoid Dutchy..............Baku Specs..............Ocampa Swifty..............Hirogen Snitch..............Cardassian Itey..............Romulan Jake..............Borg (well, someone had to be one, and I can picture him assimilating the Delancey brothers!) Snoddy..............Trill Snipeshooter..............Founder (Shape Shifter) Pie Eater..............Rigellian Now just imagine them on all the same ship! And here's the bad guys: Snyder..............Species 8472 Pulitzer..............Jem Hadar Weasel..............Breen Oscar..............Kazon Morris..............Vidiian Liquid Dreams (warped by Seven of Nine) This picture was made for ME by Raven. DO NOT take this picture without asking my permission first! This is an improved version of the song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town. I just changed it to the actors in Newsies because I’d rather sing it about them. Posters of love surrounding me I'm lost in the world of fantasy Every night he comes to me And gives me all the love I need Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Aaron Lohr's lips To kiss in the dark Underneath David M's Beauty mark When it comes to the test Well Gabriel's the best And Max Casella Brings the rest! Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Looks ain't everything He's got the sweetest personality Like Dominic L My mama thinks I'm lazy My friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind I leave the world behind Every night I dream... Liquid dreams My newsie dreams Waterfalls and streams These liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Strike, Strike, Strike (Warped by Starlight) Parody of N Sync's “Bye Bye Bye” We’re doin’ this tonight Not gonna try to start a fight We know that this is right Hey newsies come on They took our rights away And now its their turn to pay Cuz we’re fightin’ and we’re standin’ strong We know that we can't take no more, it ain't no lie Can’t you see what we’re fightin’ for Newsies strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’ll just hit you with the truth now Tell you how it happened too, so You can understand what really went on We sold papers every day and Then to our surprise they say that The price had risen 10 cents, a hundred We knew we had to do somethin’ to make it right We formed our union overnight Newsies strike, strike, strike! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We ain’t givin’ up we know for shoah We ain’t gonna be the ones pushed around no more (Strike, strike) We’re gettin’ close, we’re movin’in We’ll fight ‘til doomsday so that we’ll win We don’t wanna be scabs at all Cuz we’re standin’ tall So we’re fightin’ for our rights Strike, strike, strike We’re makin’ sure we’re stayin’tough Cuz we’ve had enough and it ain't no lie, yeah! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike! Wanna submit some of your own humor? Drop me a note with what you want to submit and I might put it up! MISCELLANEOUS HOME
Top 11 Newsies Bumper stickers 11. Support your local newsie: ignore the lying and buy the freakin’ paper! 10. Open the gates and seize the Dave! 9. 0 to 150 on a Snyder spotting! 8. HONK if Kid Blink winked at you! 7. I’m an angry kid with no money! 6. Have you hugged a street rat today? 5. I got a walking mouth if you need one. 4. It’s a pelvic thrust thing. 3. I’d rather be…selling in Brooklyn 2. We don’t brake for Delanceys! And the number one Newsies bumper sticker: 1. LES ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!!! If the newsies had a yearbook, what would be in the “most likely to” section? Jack - most likely to go out and travel the world David - most likely to succeed Les - most likely to fail his driver's test over and over Race - most likely to get involved in politics Mush - most likely to become a CK model Kid Blink - most likely to design women's lingerie Boots - most likely to start a healthcare program for teens Crutchy - most likely to create a kid's character like Barney Spot - most likely to join the CIA Snitch - most likely to become president of "thumbsuckers anonymous" Itey - most likely to sell queen and king sized mattresses Jake - most likely to have rhinoplasty Snoddy - most likely to join the cast of the next Star Trek spin-off Snipeshooter - most likely to make fake IDs for kids to buy cigarettes Dutchy - most likely to design computer games Specs - most likely to run a hotel Skittery - most likely to show up on Big Brother Bumlets - most likely to open a restaurant (with a lot of ceiling fans installed) Pie Eater - most likely to run a bakery Swifty - most likely to show up in music videos The Newsies as Star Trek Aliens! Jack..............Klingon (I can imagine him with a Bat'leth, can't you Trek fans?) David..............Vulcan (I would LOVE to see him go through pon farr....*G*) Spot..............Vorta Les..............Tribble (*G*) Race..............Ferengi Crutchy..............Andorian Mush..............Bolian Boots..............Malon Kid Blink..............Bajoran Skittery..............Q Bumlets..............Betazoid Dutchy..............Baku Specs..............Ocampa Swifty..............Hirogen Snitch..............Cardassian Itey..............Romulan Jake..............Borg (well, someone had to be one, and I can picture him assimilating the Delancey brothers!) Snoddy..............Trill Snipeshooter..............Founder (Shape Shifter) Pie Eater..............Rigellian Now just imagine them on all the same ship! And here's the bad guys: Snyder..............Species 8472 Pulitzer..............Jem Hadar Weasel..............Breen Oscar..............Kazon Morris..............Vidiian Liquid Dreams (warped by Seven of Nine) This picture was made for ME by Raven. DO NOT take this picture without asking my permission first! This is an improved version of the song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town. I just changed it to the actors in Newsies because I’d rather sing it about them. Posters of love surrounding me I'm lost in the world of fantasy Every night he comes to me And gives me all the love I need Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Aaron Lohr's lips To kiss in the dark Underneath David M's Beauty mark When it comes to the test Well Gabriel's the best And Max Casella Brings the rest! Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Looks ain't everything He's got the sweetest personality Like Dominic L My mama thinks I'm lazy My friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind I leave the world behind Every night I dream... Liquid dreams My newsie dreams Waterfalls and streams These liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Strike, Strike, Strike (Warped by Starlight) Parody of N Sync's “Bye Bye Bye” We’re doin’ this tonight Not gonna try to start a fight We know that this is right Hey newsies come on They took our rights away And now its their turn to pay Cuz we’re fightin’ and we’re standin’ strong We know that we can't take no more, it ain't no lie Can’t you see what we’re fightin’ for Newsies strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’ll just hit you with the truth now Tell you how it happened too, so You can understand what really went on We sold papers every day and Then to our surprise they say that The price had risen 10 cents, a hundred We knew we had to do somethin’ to make it right We formed our union overnight Newsies strike, strike, strike! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We ain’t givin’ up we know for shoah We ain’t gonna be the ones pushed around no more (Strike, strike) We’re gettin’ close, we’re movin’in We’ll fight ‘til doomsday so that we’ll win We don’t wanna be scabs at all Cuz we’re standin’ tall So we’re fightin’ for our rights Strike, strike, strike We’re makin’ sure we’re stayin’tough Cuz we’ve had enough and it ain't no lie, yeah! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike! Wanna submit some of your own humor? Drop me a note with what you want to submit and I might put it up! MISCELLANEOUS HOME
The Newsies as Star Trek Aliens! Jack..............Klingon (I can imagine him with a Bat'leth, can't you Trek fans?) David..............Vulcan (I would LOVE to see him go through pon farr....*G*) Spot..............Vorta Les..............Tribble (*G*) Race..............Ferengi Crutchy..............Andorian Mush..............Bolian Boots..............Malon Kid Blink..............Bajoran Skittery..............Q Bumlets..............Betazoid Dutchy..............Baku Specs..............Ocampa Swifty..............Hirogen Snitch..............Cardassian Itey..............Romulan Jake..............Borg (well, someone had to be one, and I can picture him assimilating the Delancey brothers!) Snoddy..............Trill Snipeshooter..............Founder (Shape Shifter) Pie Eater..............Rigellian Now just imagine them on all the same ship! And here's the bad guys: Snyder..............Species 8472 Pulitzer..............Jem Hadar Weasel..............Breen Oscar..............Kazon Morris..............Vidiian Liquid Dreams (warped by Seven of Nine) This picture was made for ME by Raven. DO NOT take this picture without asking my permission first! This is an improved version of the song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town. I just changed it to the actors in Newsies because I’d rather sing it about them. Posters of love surrounding me I'm lost in the world of fantasy Every night he comes to me And gives me all the love I need Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Aaron Lohr's lips To kiss in the dark Underneath David M's Beauty mark When it comes to the test Well Gabriel's the best And Max Casella Brings the rest! Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Looks ain't everything He's got the sweetest personality Like Dominic L My mama thinks I'm lazy My friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind I leave the world behind Every night I dream... Liquid dreams My newsie dreams Waterfalls and streams These liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Strike, Strike, Strike (Warped by Starlight) Parody of N Sync's “Bye Bye Bye” We’re doin’ this tonight Not gonna try to start a fight We know that this is right Hey newsies come on They took our rights away And now its their turn to pay Cuz we’re fightin’ and we’re standin’ strong We know that we can't take no more, it ain't no lie Can’t you see what we’re fightin’ for Newsies strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’ll just hit you with the truth now Tell you how it happened too, so You can understand what really went on We sold papers every day and Then to our surprise they say that The price had risen 10 cents, a hundred We knew we had to do somethin’ to make it right We formed our union overnight Newsies strike, strike, strike! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We ain’t givin’ up we know for shoah We ain’t gonna be the ones pushed around no more (Strike, strike) We’re gettin’ close, we’re movin’in We’ll fight ‘til doomsday so that we’ll win We don’t wanna be scabs at all Cuz we’re standin’ tall So we’re fightin’ for our rights Strike, strike, strike We’re makin’ sure we’re stayin’tough Cuz we’ve had enough and it ain't no lie, yeah! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike! Wanna submit some of your own humor? Drop me a note with what you want to submit and I might put it up! MISCELLANEOUS HOME
Liquid Dreams (warped by Seven of Nine) This picture was made for ME by Raven. DO NOT take this picture without asking my permission first! This is an improved version of the song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town. I just changed it to the actors in Newsies because I’d rather sing it about them. Posters of love surrounding me I'm lost in the world of fantasy Every night he comes to me And gives me all the love I need Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Aaron Lohr's lips To kiss in the dark Underneath David M's Beauty mark When it comes to the test Well Gabriel's the best And Max Casella Brings the rest! Now this hot guy He's not your average guy He's a morpharotic dream From a magazine And he's so fine Designed to blow your mind He's a super-model, macho man Newsie king! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Looks ain't everything He's got the sweetest personality Like Dominic L My mama thinks I'm lazy My friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind I leave the world behind Every night I dream... Liquid dreams My newsie dreams Waterfalls and streams These liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! I dream about a guy Who's a mix of Christian Bale Just a little touch of Trey P's wild style With Michael Goorjian's smile Throw in a body like Ivan D's You got the star Of my liquid dreams! Strike, Strike, Strike (Warped by Starlight) Parody of N Sync's “Bye Bye Bye” We’re doin’ this tonight Not gonna try to start a fight We know that this is right Hey newsies come on They took our rights away And now its their turn to pay Cuz we’re fightin’ and we’re standin’ strong We know that we can't take no more, it ain't no lie Can’t you see what we’re fightin’ for Newsies strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’ll just hit you with the truth now Tell you how it happened too, so You can understand what really went on We sold papers every day and Then to our surprise they say that The price had risen 10 cents, a hundred We knew we had to do somethin’ to make it right We formed our union overnight Newsies strike, strike, strike! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We ain’t givin’ up we know for shoah We ain’t gonna be the ones pushed around no more (Strike, strike) We’re gettin’ close, we’re movin’in We’ll fight ‘til doomsday so that we’ll win We don’t wanna be scabs at all Cuz we’re standin’ tall So we’re fightin’ for our rights Strike, strike, strike We’re makin’ sure we’re stayin’tough Cuz we’ve had enough and it ain't no lie, yeah! We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We don't wanna be scabs at all Just another guy who can’t stand tall You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike We’re finally bein’ smart and getting’ tough We just wanna tell you that we’ve had enough You can’t stop us no that ain’t no lie Strike, strike, strike! Wanna submit some of your own humor? Drop me a note with what you want to submit and I might put it up! MISCELLANEOUS HOME
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