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The New Kid on the Block
Dominic factor: 9
Songs: Bus, Jump in the Fire, MC Hamster, Let me be your Friend
Synopsis: The New Kid (Mark) finds it hard to adjust to his new environment and can't seem to make any friends.
Dominic Moments:
•Speaking Spanish in the first sketch (Translation: You have 5 minutes to buy the cubic zarconian ring! Very good!)
•Rapping in "Bus"
•Trying to be cool in the "Cool Dude Boot Camp" sketch
•Portraying the "dominant male" picking on Mark
•Making fun of Mark in a dream
•Doing the way cool dances bumpers!
•Dancing and singing "Oh, ohh!" whenever someone says "new kid" (I wish that would happen to me!)
•Making a weird face as a "deformed, tae kwon do tortise"
Dominic quotes:
"I'll bet he even plays the claranet!"
"People from there talk funny!"
Notes: This is the only episode where Dominic had facial hair.
You Can’t Fire Your Family
Dominic factor: 14
Songs: We're a Family, Back where we Belong
Synopsis: Joey and Jennifer Anykid have a VERY dysfunctional family, but win a new family that is too perfect to be true!
Dominic Moments:
•Playing Joey Anykid with Crystal as his big sister with all the delegates of a piece of cheese toast! (but that's unfair, TO THE CHEESE TOAST!)
•Doing the "sibling's court" sketch
•Reminicing with Crystal about their old family
•Doing that jump-over-roll-under dance thing with David and Ivan while singing "back where we belong"
•Saying the magic words at the end of the show!
Dominic quotes:
"Man, when I have kids, I'm gonna listen to everything they say. I'm gonna love my kids!"
"What does that have to do with me leaving the light on?"
Shawn: "What is this awful growth?" Dom: "Mom, I'm chewing gum!" Shawn: "Well, no wonder! Your teeth have got to come out!" Dom: "Come out? I NEED AN ANESTHETIC, I NEED AN ANESTHETIC!" Shawn: "Well, certainly!" Dom: FORGET THE ANESTHETIC, FORGET THE ANESTHETIC!"
Sports
Songs: Flop Sweat, I Can Dream
Synopsis: Dominic is forced to play baseball and isn't too good, while Crystal tries out for the track team despite dad's lack of support
Dominic Factor: 10
Dominic Moments:
•Being picked last at baseball
•Striking out during “Flop Sweat”
•Introducing the foot sneaker
•Biting his nails during “Beverly Hills, 90210”
Dominic Quotes:
“I wish I could, but my dad’s making me play baseball.”
School Daze
Dominic factor: 11
Substitution, Sex Education
Synopsis: Ivan has a crush on a teacher, but can't go on a field trip with her unless he keeps his grades up!
Dominic Moments:
•Accusing Ivan of having a crush on Julene
•Dancing around with Shawn during “Substitution”
•Dancer bumper #1. Very cool.
•Freaking out when Mark pulls out a video on sex education and screaming "SEX? AHHHH!"
•Looking very cute in the “disobedience” sketch
•Pulling notes out of his mouth, sleeves and ears during a REALLY HARD MATH TEST
•Sticking his tongue out at the camera while the credits roll
Dominic Quotes:
“Yeah, you’re full of solid waste.”
“Oh, to be so casually rude. *burp* But how?”
Individuality
Dominic factor: 15
Songs: Be a Rebel, I only want to be Me
Synopsis: Dominic notices a girl (Crystal) who he later asks out, but trys to get her to change so he'll like her better, whic she doesn't like!
Dominic Moments:
•Barfing on Natalie and Micki
•Joining Ivan and Sid as dudes, doing and saying everything at one time
•Running from one side of the stage to the other, taking the long way around the band
•Flopping his hair out during dance bumper #2
•Doing a mirror image with Crystal
•Boxing with Crystal on their date
Dominic Quotes:
“It’s a date?! AHH!”
“Oh yeah?!”
Abusement Park
Dominic factor: 11
Songs: Self Conscious, Road Kill, Do not Care
Synopsis: Crystal is afraid of going to the Abusement Park with her family because her crush, Dylan Mark Chadly *Dylan Mark Chadly!* is there and she doesn't want him to see her with her family!
Dominic Moments:
•Forming Crystal’s crib
•Having one to many pimples to spare
•As Dylan Mark Chadly *Dylan Mark Chadly!* the hottest guy in town, being too cool to talk
•Pulling Crystal into a gravitational hold with his extreme babeatude
•Having Ivan translate his body language while admiring himself in a mirror
•Barfing on the tea cups!
Dominic Qutoes:
“You can’t stay up there forever!”
“Hey Joey, watch this!”
TV on Trial
Dominic factor: 15
Songs: TV Head, You be the Judge, Don't make me Give It up!
Synopsis: The Anyfamily's TV has been accused of being out of touch and taken to court, and it's up to the family to defend it!
Dominic Moments:
•Playing Gilligan from "Gilligan's Island"
•Doing Russian Dancing for "Bagel Boy" jeans
•Singing about "Hull" peanut butter
•Calling the psychic hotline, only to find that Micki knew he'd call
•Looking stoned in the "24-hour Vegetable Channel" sketch
•Whacking himself over the head with a jar of "Suffrin"
•Reading what the jury thinks about the TV set
Dominic Quotes:
"And where the world was Lucyless, now the world Love Lucy!"
"So start Suffrin today. And if your bottle runs out, uh, you can hit yourself over the head with it!" *WHACK!* "OW!"
Dom: "Is this the psychic hotline?" Micki: "Yes it is, and I knew you'd call." Dom: "Whoa!"
Meat Market
Dominic factor: 9
Songs: Meat Market, Airbrain
Synopsis: Shawn, Crystal, Natalie and Micki are all competing the Miss Universal......I-Look-Better-Than-You Pageant, and the competion is rather fierce!
Dominic Moments:
•Showing Crystal to a cardboard box to hide until she feels worthwhile
•As a “boyfriend in a bottle” who wants to spit off an escalator at the mall
•Giving bad scores to Natalie and Shawn
•Dancing like he’s in electric shock after Julene zaps herself
•As “Mad Max Factor.” Know where I can get one of these?
Dominic Quotes:
“Y’ know, mate, I think you may need to be recalibrated.”
Times
Dominic factor: 10
Songs: Take Time, Times
Synopsis: The cast has decided to go through an entire year in 24 minutes and 38 seconds! 37, 36, 35...
Dominic Moments:
•Playing a "Video Valentine" machine
•Announcing about "Stampons" from Slugmasters
•Forgetting about Father's Day and pulling off a dance bumper instead
•Talking to Crystal about a football game while Natalie yaps about some rumor
•Grunting like Tim Allen!
•Playing a vampire
Dominic Quotes:
"Why is it I cannot see myself in the mirror yet my hair is always perfectly combed? And why is it that whenever I'm hungry, someone always offers me a stake?
"How did you do at the box office, Buffy?"
"Arr, arr, arr! Oh, darn, it's broken!"
"Uhhh, dance bumper!"
Notes: Dominic gets a haircut in this episode (in my opinion, it stinks).
Bully
Dominic factor: 12
Songs: I'm a Bully, Whole Lot More
Synopsis: John Anykid (Dominic) is being picked on by Billy Rutnick and his dorky little sidekick, until Mom comes to the rescue with one of the best lines on Roundhouse!
Dominic Moments:
•Stepping on Billy Rutnick's shoe
•Punching Natalie in the face
•Doing some pelvic thrusts in bumper #1!
•Playing "How stupid am I?" with Billy
•Watching his life pass before his eyes after getting knocked out
•Participating in "Name that Song"
•Going wild after eating a bowl of "Sugar frosted cocoa honey sweetened carmel fudgies" (the name says it all)
Dominic Quotes:
"I like mine with chocolate syrup!"
"Boy, do I feel stupid!"
"Hey, Billy! Sock me just once! Come on, whaddaya say, one black eye? Billy, hey!"
Economy
Dominic factor: 7
Songs: Higher, Still Waiting for Love
Synopsis: The family's budget has gone down in the dumps, so everyone needs to get jobs or the TV will be repossessed!
Dominic Moments:
•Protesting the topic of the economy
•Stuck in a tar pit at the bottom of dad’s chair while Mark refuses to pull him out
•Dressed up like a pig and snorting after the motto
•Speaking for “recession”
•Bringing Mark different styles of shoes to cover over his Wallabies
Dominic Quotes:
“Ryan! Ryan? Helloo. HELP!”
“Just because you’re in recession doesn’t mean you have to smell like one.”
School Play
Dominic factor: 10
Songs: Stage Mother
Synopsis: Jody Anykid (Natalie) wants to try out for the lead role in the school play, but her best friend (Julene) is going for it too, and she has a Stage Mother (David!) to back her up!
Dominic Moments:
•Playing Arnold Schasenhousen and snapping the leading lady's neck back, breaking it in one quick motion
•Playing a dog that keeps getting fleas
•Sharing a pair of 5001 Jeans with Crystal for a new kind of closeness
•Being prejudiced with Seymour and Alfred in the "Whities" sketch
•Singing the stupid "Idaho Potatoes!" song
•Getting kissed at the end by Natalie! *hurls television out the window*
Dominic Quotes:
"Take the woman into your arms, look tenderly into her eyes, and snap her neck back sharply, breaking it in one quick motion!"
"Whether crinkly, cut or Julian fried, I've got my taters by my side!"
"Gee willicars, Tom, how's that darn golf game, huh?"
Politics
Dominic factor:
Songs: Rockin' the Vote, I Hate big Books, I'll Be on your Mind
Synopsis: Sid is running for class president, but a scandal breaks out nearly 30 seconds after he joins the race!
Dominic Moments: •Playing a real tough caveman with the biggest club (ooh, his face is looking a little prickly! Looks like he was thinking about growing facial hair again)
•Refusing to support Sid’s run for class president (I know how he feels)
•Scrutinizing Sid and asking questions about his CPR partner
•Snoring after Sid’s idea for “Lex Lunchroom”
•Singing tenor in traveling music
•Dance bumper #2. You’ve gotta see it to believe it
Dominic Quotes: “Give me food or I’ll club ya!”
Prejudice Practical Jokes Lying
SEASON THREE
Dominic Factor: 1
Songs: Language of Love (Jennifer Cihi, Mark David, John Crane)
Synopsis: Brian Anykid would like to date a cute, normal, Innie girl from Oblivia, but he’s an Outtie, and it sparks bad words about the two!
Dominic Moments:
•Ivan and Seymour running up to him in the audience!
•Goofing off in front of the camera
Dominic quotes: none
Dominic Notes: it’s pretty obvious why he was no longer on the show. He looks really bad, but pretty happy that Ivan and Seymour had the DECENCY to point out he was there!
Dominic Factor: 6
Songs: The Joke is on You, Guilt Trip! (Shawn Daywalt, Jennifer Cihi, Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee)
Synopsis: Andy Anykid is a huge practical joker, but he goes a little too far and winds up putting Mom in a body cast!
Dominic Moments:
•Strutting around like a gorilla while Julene introduces the point of this week’s show
•Suggesting practical jokes on his algebra teacher!
•Grinning widely at the beginning of the “stir crazy glue” sketch
•A politician in the “hall of shame”
•Dancing around with Natalie and Julene during the end credits
Dominic Quotes:
“I will not set fire to…my lab partner.”
“Are you antsy in your pantsies?”
Dominic Notes: Dominic doesn’t look as sick as he does in Prejudice, but he still looks pretty bad. He’s kinda pale, but seems real glad he had the opportunity to return to the show, even though he wasn’t able to sing or dance.
Dominic Factor: 3
Songs: He’s a Liar, I Still Believe in You (Jennifer Cihi)
Synopsis: Steve Anykid’s (Ivan) birthday is coming up, but he lies to his parents and friends with the help of Madonna (Julene) and a game show host (Sid) to get out of a kiddie party planned for him.
Dominic Moments:
•Handing Shawn "De Seat" to enhance her butt
•Headbanging in a Wayne’s World sketch
•Pausing in the middle of a "Flipper" song cuz he can’t think of any words
•Looking cute in the "Deception" sketch
•Dancing with Julene at the end (again)
Dominic Quotes:
"Take it all off."
"Available in large, extra large, and POW! Akimbo!"
